If the rapidly increasing food bill wasn’t enough,
If the changing voice wasn’t a clue,
If the growth spurt, which caused him to pass me in height, wasn’t an indicator,
If the changing interests didn’t tip us off,
The cheesy pick-up lines did it!
Him: “Did it hurt?”
Him: “Did it hurt when you fell to earth?”
Her: blushing “Thanks.”
Him: “Do you have a map?”
(Different) Her: “For what?”
Him: “Me. I got lost in your eyes.”
Her: embarrassed laugh as she walked away
We could be in trouble, LOL.
What cheesy lines have you heard, or had used on you?